Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
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