...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
You know, be my cock's hype man.
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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