So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
Randomize
