i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
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