is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
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