Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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