i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
Robert just walked in drunk, grabbed my Jameson from me, told me to let him do his thing, and spilled it all over the coffee table. Then he told me to grab a funnel because he was going home.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
My wife managed to convince me to not drink everclear by threatening to ban me from her vagina
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
Randomize
