so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
I made a joke about The Hemingway being a really boring sex position where you blandly describe all the action and then kill yourself after you orgasm. He stopped responding. I've GOT to stop talking to everyone like they're you.
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
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