I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
Checking my Tinder matches as I sit here in the waiting room at Planned Parenthood. I can't be stopped.
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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