We're facebook friends in real life
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
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