If my vag had twitter, what do you think it would say?
I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
My coke dealer called me at midnight just to ask how to spell a word. Not sure how I should feel about that.
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
Current status: so high that I'm unable to have coherent conversation with my mom, but still knew that when my dad said "shpritzy white stuff" I understood that he was trying to think of "whipped cream."
That text took me 10 minutes.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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