All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
Should I tell them about my ticket for possession or about how I'm shitting blood? Which one will gain the most sympathy?
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
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