what if every blade of grass was a penis?
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
So gin and wine won't be happening again
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
Randomize
