Today at work while talking to my co-worker we both realized at the same time that last year I had a one night stand with his roommate and he was in the living room drinking coffee when I did the walk of shame. YAY.
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
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