Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I have funfetti in my underwear...will you come get me?
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
Randomize
