Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
How do I recover from singing "your body is a wonderland" on his voicemail?
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
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