hotel room ftw
I'm trashed wearing your mom's snuggie. She says hello.
I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
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