How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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