i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
He appeared on my 7th floor fire escape and sang to me and jimmy through the window when we fucked. He's like a drunken mix of Sinatra and Spiderman.
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
Randomize