Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
I'm determined to sit on that face.
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
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