I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
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