hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
I heard drunk is the new sober. I heard me say that. To a cop. Can you come get me??
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
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