Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
I just wanted to give you a heads up. There's a crab in the kitchen. He doesn't have a name yet. We are just calling him crab for now. Oh! and we have memosas!
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
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