? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
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Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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