we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
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