Midget sex pt 2 tonight
If I don't come home tonight, I've died in a pile of gay.
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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