My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
Are you jealous of my sweatsuit? It's how I get men on Tinder.
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
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