M and I are hungry and we are making your pizza in the fridge. But you're having sex and we're not so we dont feel bad.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
Im at a strip club, and the dancer just farted into my face. The bad part about that is I could taste the wings I bought her earlier
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
I got inside last night via doggy door
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
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