it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
Randomize
