I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
I deserve like a purple heart or something. I just made it all the way drunk through my 2 story house without making a sound. While carrying a trombone.
It was like giving head to a cactus.
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
I'm talking to a corgi on tinder..wtf has my life come to
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
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