doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
Should I tell them about my ticket for possession or about how I'm shitting blood? Which one will gain the most sympathy?
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
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