Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
Yeah no shit. My mom is giving me winecoolers as we watch a show abt alcoholics
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
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