sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
Boobs are out for the taking
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
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