i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
wait a second... your telling me you want me to take you to the bank at 10 on a tuesday so you can buy a blow up pool and fill it with beer?
yes... and buy you lunch
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
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