Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
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