there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to get Doritos in my damn front pocket without me noticing. I got crumbs everywhere.
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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