i had a dream last night that you and i organized a foursome. swear to god
ps i'll be in miami in early july. this text has no relation to the last one
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
We can smell you smoking weed from downstairs and your little brother is asking why the upstairs smells like gasoline. Please smoke in the basement. XOXO dad.
Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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