she woke up with a sticky ear
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
He told me they were just razor bumps!
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
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