i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
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