Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
Wanna tell me why vodka seeped out of the memory foam when I climbed into my bed?
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
Life Epiphany- I need to have children so I can be the drunk grandma at family functions. Its my destiny.
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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