You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
She slapped a big dramatic bandage on my arm and people started buying me drinks...I plan on wearing a full body cast tomorrow night.
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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