my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
Operation Purity has been aborted
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
The maid moved your bed and found almost 40 used condoms and wrappers. She just looks at me and says "Dave?"
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
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