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My friends, they love my intelligence
highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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