How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
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smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
I just want to sit in my tub, drugged out of my mind, and watch the green lantern cartoon while the world as we know it ceases to exist outside my bathroom door, Okay? Is that REALLY too much to ask?
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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