When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
The thing is that despite the high paying career and the increased responsibility, my life hasn't changed that much. Only instead of blacking out on $2 wells at some dive I blackout on top shelf martinis in a suit. Oh and only on Fri & Sat nights. Being 30 doesn't suck as bad as everyone led me to believe.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
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