Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
Randomize
