nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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