I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
When I wake up, please remind me why my shoe is in the toilet, my shower is filled with jello, and there is a naked girl sleeping on my coffee table holding a bag of Cheetos. that is all.
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
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