OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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