that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
I duct taped a bottle of vodka to the back of your closet while you were sleeping in case of emergencies. Go rip it off, it's going to be a long night.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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